i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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