They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
