ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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