i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We have started to decorate penises.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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