I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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