she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Success! We fucked roommates!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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