i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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