Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.