I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN