Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
dude i'm inner monologue high
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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