He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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