I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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