just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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