She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
