I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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