Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
What a dumb baby whore.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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