Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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