I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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