i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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