I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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