It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize