It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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