yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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