We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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