I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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