i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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