either way he was missing a nipple.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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