nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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