I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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