Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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