yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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