a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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