You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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