i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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