So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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