perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
So squirting runs in the family.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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