Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
how drunk are you?
Several
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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