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At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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