this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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