do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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