Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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