You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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