New invention idea: vibrating tampons
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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