I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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