If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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