Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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