i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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