Dual....:-)
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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