for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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