I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
honey bunches of taint.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize