I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
