Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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