I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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