I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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