are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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