Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test