I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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