Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Randomize