After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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