i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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