It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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