i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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